Senora has Ideas, Sir!

Well, I saw "The Dark Knight".

It was horrible!

Awful.

Downright smelly.

There was no Harry Potter teaser trailer AT ALL!

Even though certain websites had led me to believe that it would, in fact, be playing with Batman.

And never mind that I watched the twenty three second trailer about seven times last night.

And never mind that it consists only of a black screen with a Dumbledore voiceover and strains of the familiar theme playing at the end.

And never mind that I saw one for Terminator 4.

I wanted some of everyone's sparkling headmaster!

No, not Sam the Eagle from "Muppet's Christmas Carol".

Dumbledore!

Oh well.

However, the film itself was most excellent, and everything you've heard already is true. Seriously one of the best movies ever to come out.

Did I like it better than Wall-E?

I don't know!

I do love me some Gary Oldman screentime, ya'll.

And Heath Ledger.

Excellent!

He understood his character so well.

My favorite line in the entire movie was a simple "Yea" muttered by The Joker.

I won't spoil it for you, you'll know it when you see it.

Jack Nicholson (the comparisons are inevitable) was just sorts being, well, Jack Nicholson.

And I was trying really hard to like Tim Burton's movies better than these, too.

But I can't buy X-Files tickets yet.

We're going on Friday since Saturday is going to be about 15 hours of volunteer time for me.

No kidding.

It's gonna WROK!

And check out what I got at the grocery store last night.
For fifty cents!

Official licensed Nintendo Animal Crossing Netsukes.
Oh my yes.

The really weird thing went down like this, though, you guys.

I got four quarters from the cashier.

I approached the machine and see a display of all the different ones you can get.

Being as I can only get two, I turn to Daniel and say

"I hope I get the pink girl & K.K. Slider!"

Woah, you guys.

Like, woah!

NYT Article About Calories or something.
I cracked up when they talked to the "astrologer".
I'm going to make up some weird profession
("Hello! I'm Sharann Hansen, I'm a Helicopter.")
when I give interviews from now on.
I wish someone would interview me.
About seahorses.
Otter pops.
Snowflakes stuck on windows!
Soap bubbles?

Flickr Meme

(Thanks to Janine)

Flickr Meme

How it works:

a. Type your answer to each of the questions below into a Flickr search.

b. Using only the first page, pick an image.

c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into the Mosaic Maker.

The Questions:

1. First name?

2. Favorite food?

3. High school you attended?

4. Favorite color?

5. Celebrity crush?

6. Favorite drink?

7. Dream vacation?

8. Favorite dessert?

9. What you want to be when you grow up?

10. What do you love most in life?

11. One word to describe you.

12. Your Flickr name.

1. Girl Getting Bitterer, 2. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!, 3. Rust, 4. ♫ YO Yo yo, there's no place like a green penthouse... so i told the genie i wanted to be well hung. ^o^ ♫ nah... wildlife from singapore♫, 5. Gaspard Ulliel - Vanidad magazine, 6. Ice Kold Kool-Aid, 7. Ladybug, 8. My favourite foods (1/12 scale dollhouse miniatures), 9. bless from above, 10. Step by step… steadily ♫♫, 11. whimsical treat, 12. Straight

I'm in there twice, yes.Not only is my real name strange, but so is my flickr name.HAHAHAHA!

Sighs

For those of you in Salt Lake City, I offer a valuable tip:

AVOID THE SUBWAY AT REDWOOD ROAD AND NORTH TEMPLE AT ALL COSTS!

Seriously, it was the suck.

And this poor guy was stuck trying to get these other two idiotettes ro do something properly.

Good for you, guy at Subway!

Also, hate is hate, people.

Living in Utah doesn't mean bashing on Mormons is o.k..

If you're that unhappy, there's 49 other states available.

Seesh.

Enough already.

Let's see...

I'm in love with the Wrinkle of Time books.

I kinda picked up a Wrinkle in Time because I'd been meaning to for awhile, and being as I'd rather buy a book for a validation than pay a lousy dollar for using a crummy parking space, I got it.

Then the second a week later.

Then the rest of them on July 4th.

I really should thank my fifth grade teacher, Mr. Keithly for introducing me to it.

Although, at the time, I wasn't quite smart enough to "get" it.

But I got enough that it stayed with me for 17 years.

Seriously, Madeline L'Engle was the awesome.

Also, Hot Topic is irritating.

"Hey look at us, we have Domo-Kun! We're so hip and up on the latest trends!"

Yea, from six years ago, Hot Topic.

Champ.

I also find it funny that they have a whole collection of eco-friendly items,

all lined up among consumer-friendly useless things that everyone MUST HAVE RIGHT NOW!

It's so republican.

I did however, get some jeans at Urban (Outfitters).

They're pretty cute!

The video for "Cath..." is still pretty sad.

I was hoping she would go for her true love, but, oh well!

This is an emoticon equation for how it makes me feel:

:/ + :) (?) - :) = :.(

I got a new lens.

Fisheye!

Ring Ring!

I do not own a cell phone.
Well, a real one anyway.
I have a toy Hello Kitty one that makes noise and has a viewmaster type gizmo in it.
I am happy with my little toy one.
So, back off, Cingular/Sprint/Cricket mall pushers!
I don't need it.
I don't want it.
Just because it exists, doesn't mean it is worthy of taking up space.

Why, oh why, do I get so sad at "So You Think You Can Dance"?
It's the crying mamas & papas in the audience!
"It's o.k., Mom & Dad!"
"Who are you?"
"I dunno, I just saw you on television."
"Get away from me!"

So, I was at the Gateway today.
A girl I saw there was just on the news.
They were talking about the stimulus checks.
At the Gateway.
Neat, I guess.

Also, go Obama!

Oh, please, oh please, Go Obama!

Gift Giving 101

Sooooo...

anyone heard of this game called "Guitar Hero"?

Three?

Anyone got a 156 note streak on the first go?

No?

Oh, just me, then!

HAHAHA!

But it's good.

Different, but still good.

Also, WiiFit.

It's very cute, although the trainers creep me out!

What happened to their faces, Momma?

Their FACES!

*shudder*

Also, it turns out I do have excellent balance!

In your face, self-doubts!

And I was really into seeing V ("V for Vendetta") doing step aerobics.

Awwww!

When he's not taking down corrupt governments, he's keeping his trim figure up with the Wii balance board!

"Nintendo: Helping you take down the man since 1984 or so".

So, Daniel needed a new chain wallet.

Guess who's the best wife ever and got him a Domo-Kun one?

Even though he doesn't really know who Domo-Kun is?

But has a wife who has liked him for the past 4 years or so?

And she liked the wallet a lot, but she can't wear a chain wallet because it makes her pants feel too off kilter?

And so basically she bought it for him, even though he never would have picked out for himself?

That's right, it was me!

I bought my husband a Domo-Kun chain wallet that he didn't really want, but after looking at it for 10 minutes with my hopeful face staring at him for those 10 minutes, he decided it was o.k. and he would keep it, he guessed!

YAY!

It's the thought that counts, weiners!

Special Delivery, Canada!

Everday I wish for balloons.

This wish does not usually come true.

Actually, it hasn't come true in 982 days.

Almost 1,000 days without balloons.

How can I stand it?

One day, I'm going to take a bunch of dollars and buy a bunch of balloons.

Every color, with every color of ribbon.

I will tie them all around my body till I float away, free as I please.

I might land in a different country, so I should maybe have the balloonist inflate my passport in one of the balloons.

Maybe I will never land!

Maybe I will just float on up to Heaven!

Hiya, peeps!

What if I float PAST Heaven?

All I can imagine is that the universe just ends all of sudden, with just a huge picture of those rainbow bars that come on network channels after like 3 a.m..

That would be bizarre!

I wonder if there would be music?

You know, this Halloween, I'm buying more than two bottles of the spray on hair glitter (and the hair glow in the dark) spray.

Two just doesn't last from one Halloween to the next.

Use it on Halloween, Christmas, Tuesdays, concert-going-ons...

that's a lot of spray!

I'm going to The Cheesecake Factory on Monday for lunch.

I was thinking I'd maybe wear my tokidoki dress.

Over jeans and a layering t, of course.

It reveals more than I feel like revealing.

I'm so private!

(P.S. American Airlines, you really suck. Seriously. You're like the crap friend to people going places for more than one night. The crappy, unreliable, snob friend.)

Poster Child

O.K., so I got my Sansa.

I was afraid ol' amazon would raise the price, so I went ahead and bought it.

NO REGRETS!

It's pretty awesome, and lest we forget the most important feature in electronices--it's pretty!

Now, my M83, Nouvelle Vague, and Brak all look super shiny awesome!

Also, I am seriously excited for Wii Fit!

I went ahead and pre-ordered it.

Here's a tip for all you young'uns out there:

Whenever I want to pre-order a game, I always ask if it comes with swag.

Even if it doesn't, the salespeople will usually round up something to give you.

YAY for consumerism!

:/

But, anyway.

WiiFit.

I love playing on balance boards!

( I have excellent balance, sorta, anyway.)

I love Wii!

I love Mii(s)!

All these things together should make for some fun, yes?

I've seen Iron Man twice now.

I like it.

A lot.

RDJ looks pretty o.k. in it!

And by "o.k.", I mean pretty hot.

However, I was hoping for some better trailers.

X-Files?

Harry Potter?

No.

:(

The first time I went, however, a guy in front yelled "That's my birthday!"

He yelled this after the "Prince Caspian" trailer.

For it said "May 16th" at the end of it.

HAHAHA!

Happy Belated Birthday, Random Guy Shouting Hilarious Things In The Theater!

Happy Birthday, everyone!