Ring Ring!

I do not own a cell phone.
Well, a real one anyway.
I have a toy Hello Kitty one that makes noise and has a viewmaster type gizmo in it.
I am happy with my little toy one.
So, back off, Cingular/Sprint/Cricket mall pushers!
I don't need it.
I don't want it.
Just because it exists, doesn't mean it is worthy of taking up space.

Why, oh why, do I get so sad at "So You Think You Can Dance"?
It's the crying mamas & papas in the audience!
"It's o.k., Mom & Dad!"
"Who are you?"
"I dunno, I just saw you on television."
"Get away from me!"

So, I was at the Gateway today.
A girl I saw there was just on the news.
They were talking about the stimulus checks.
At the Gateway.
Neat, I guess.

Also, go Obama!

Oh, please, oh please, Go Obama!