Cork It!

So I went to Kentucky & the surrounding area.

It was fun!

Anyway, I want to punch people in the face.

Mostly people like this:

"I'm such a HUGGGEEEE nerd! Can anyone explain Harry Potter to meeeeee? I love him SOOO MUCH! But why did Snape hate Harry, like, so bad?"

or a little of this:

"I'm the supreme geek girl! First of all, I am a girl--that's right, I'M A GIRL WATCHING JAPANESE CARTOONS AND I'M IN THE 17-25 DEMOGRAPHIC! DID I JUST NOT BLOW YOUR LITTLE MINDS WITH MY USELESS KNOWLEDGE OF DRAGONBALL Z?! LOVE ME!"

Seriously, people, you suck!

Quit insulting the title of geek, nerd, dork, and weiner.

Well, you can have weiner. I'll give you that.

Anyway, onto Harry Potter!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SPOILER ALERT.

Anyway, come on, people, it's been out for a year. You can't read 78% of wikipedia articles without having some sort of Harry Potter spoiler in said article(s).

I'm going through Deathly Hallows again. I'm still super sad at Dobby's death. So sweet and nole for a little guy to save the whole freaking day. And what about that Snape? That's hot, yo. I had forgotten how Wormtail died, and I remarked to Daniel:

"He died how he lived--forgettably."

HAHAHA!

And Voldie, Voldie, Voldie. Dude! Seriously. You're not attractive. Can't whip up some sort of hair or something for yourself? Maybe, I dunno, a NOSE? Also, power is overrated. I mean seriously, what do you do? Just like, sit around all day? Playstations don't work in your world. Is there wizarding karoke? Is there some sort of Japanese wizarding anime that gets like transported from moving pictures they've drawn? Wizard Chess, Exploding Snap, and Wizard Chess sound kicin', but seriously, don't you ever just wanna kick it with Hi-Ho Cherry-O? Ride a tandem bike? I mean, what would you do? You gotta tell everyne what to do and all that jazz. No thanks, man! I'm too lazy for power. Find yourself some other sucka.

Not that you really asked me anyway, but o.k..

We went to Target yesterday. We got the slim PS2 with the singstar game for $120! YAY! I've been playing it non-stop. I excel at "Chasing Cars", "Baby, One More Time", and "You're Beautiful". I'm getting better at "Feel Good, Inc.". I want to get more them now, though. It's like Guitar Hero. You're insta-hooked!

Also at Target I tried a "Choxie" chocolate bar, but check it--it was creme brulee truffle! Oh my gosh! It was like a little bit of fluff from Heaven had been shoved into a little block of milky choco. It was, in a word, acceptable.

I also went to Sanrio for freakin' sweet Hello Kitty baking gear. It was probably the best thing ever. Not really. not even close. But it was, in a word, uncrappy.

Perhaps, I, dare say, neat?

I can't believe it's almost October. It was 91 yesterday. I was thinking "We can swim any day in November." Almost every moment in my life can be summed up by a song lyric, Simpsons quote, Catcher in the Rye reference, or photo. It is, in a word, fluffy puff marshmallows.

Speaking of photos! I named my studio! We're ordering business cards (well, I am, since I have a few gigs coming up), so fancy that, huh? It is, in a word, butterflies.

Also, I want to declare my undying love for Sackboy.

I love you, Sackboy.

I UNDYINGLY love you, Sackboy!

It is, in a word, undyingly.

This was a pretty random rambling.

Deal.

Now, who wants some Hello Kitty shaped cupcakes?

They are, in a word, cupcakes.

Greatness All Around

So I've been having a good time.

Mexican Coke is so awesome!

Scones are awesome!

New lenses are awesome!

Especially when they're Nikon 70-300mm telephotos.

Oh my, yes!

So--show this Saturday!

Seriously Evan is having a paty for their CD Release.

Awww!

Support your local scene!

Has anyone played Kurupoto?

I bought because the packaging was adorable!

For $10, I wasn't expecting much.

And while it's fairly short & sweet, it's cute.

I also bought Barnyard Blast simply for the packaging.

A Badass Piglet?!

Can I get a heck YES?

I like make-up.

Even thought I hardly ever wear it.

But seriously, I have so much Hard Candy.

Urban Decay.

Too Faced.

It's nuts!

But I seriously love knowing I can wear glitter from head to toe.

Have my eyelids as green as grass.

Eyelashes as blue as my car.

Awesome.

Random!

Senora has Ideas, Sir!

Well, I saw "The Dark Knight".

It was horrible!

Awful.

Downright smelly.

There was no Harry Potter teaser trailer AT ALL!

Even though certain websites had led me to believe that it would, in fact, be playing with Batman.

And never mind that I watched the twenty three second trailer about seven times last night.

And never mind that it consists only of a black screen with a Dumbledore voiceover and strains of the familiar theme playing at the end.

And never mind that I saw one for Terminator 4.

I wanted some of everyone's sparkling headmaster!

No, not Sam the Eagle from "Muppet's Christmas Carol".

Dumbledore!

Oh well.

However, the film itself was most excellent, and everything you've heard already is true. Seriously one of the best movies ever to come out.

Did I like it better than Wall-E?

I don't know!

I do love me some Gary Oldman screentime, ya'll.

And Heath Ledger.

Excellent!

He understood his character so well.

My favorite line in the entire movie was a simple "Yea" muttered by The Joker.

I won't spoil it for you, you'll know it when you see it.

Jack Nicholson (the comparisons are inevitable) was just sorts being, well, Jack Nicholson.

And I was trying really hard to like Tim Burton's movies better than these, too.

But I can't buy X-Files tickets yet.

We're going on Friday since Saturday is going to be about 15 hours of volunteer time for me.

No kidding.

It's gonna WROK!

And check out what I got at the grocery store last night.
For fifty cents!

Official licensed Nintendo Animal Crossing Netsukes.
Oh my yes.

The really weird thing went down like this, though, you guys.

I got four quarters from the cashier.

I approached the machine and see a display of all the different ones you can get.

Being as I can only get two, I turn to Daniel and say

"I hope I get the pink girl & K.K. Slider!"

Woah, you guys.

Like, woah!

NYT Article About Calories or something.
I cracked up when they talked to the "astrologer".
I'm going to make up some weird profession
("Hello! I'm Sharann Hansen, I'm a Helicopter.")
when I give interviews from now on.
I wish someone would interview me.
About seahorses.
Otter pops.
Snowflakes stuck on windows!
Soap bubbles?

Ring Ring!

I do not own a cell phone.
Well, a real one anyway.
I have a toy Hello Kitty one that makes noise and has a viewmaster type gizmo in it.
I am happy with my little toy one.
So, back off, Cingular/Sprint/Cricket mall pushers!
I don't need it.
I don't want it.
Just because it exists, doesn't mean it is worthy of taking up space.

Why, oh why, do I get so sad at "So You Think You Can Dance"?
It's the crying mamas & papas in the audience!
"It's o.k., Mom & Dad!"
"Who are you?"
"I dunno, I just saw you on television."
"Get away from me!"

So, I was at the Gateway today.
A girl I saw there was just on the news.
They were talking about the stimulus checks.
At the Gateway.
Neat, I guess.

Also, go Obama!

Oh, please, oh please, Go Obama!

Special Delivery, Canada!

Everday I wish for balloons.

This wish does not usually come true.

Actually, it hasn't come true in 982 days.

Almost 1,000 days without balloons.

How can I stand it?

One day, I'm going to take a bunch of dollars and buy a bunch of balloons.

Every color, with every color of ribbon.

I will tie them all around my body till I float away, free as I please.

I might land in a different country, so I should maybe have the balloonist inflate my passport in one of the balloons.

Maybe I will never land!

Maybe I will just float on up to Heaven!

Hiya, peeps!

What if I float PAST Heaven?

All I can imagine is that the universe just ends all of sudden, with just a huge picture of those rainbow bars that come on network channels after like 3 a.m..

That would be bizarre!

I wonder if there would be music?

You know, this Halloween, I'm buying more than two bottles of the spray on hair glitter (and the hair glow in the dark) spray.

Two just doesn't last from one Halloween to the next.

Use it on Halloween, Christmas, Tuesdays, concert-going-ons...

that's a lot of spray!

I'm going to The Cheesecake Factory on Monday for lunch.

I was thinking I'd maybe wear my tokidoki dress.

Over jeans and a layering t, of course.

It reveals more than I feel like revealing.

I'm so private!

(P.S. American Airlines, you really suck. Seriously. You're like the crap friend to people going places for more than one night. The crappy, unreliable, snob friend.)

Spending Money=Not Good!

Good Day.

I ordered the 80's tokidoki dress.

Found out Unlimited Enthusiam will be at Kilby in July.

Andddd, had a red creme soda.

OH MAN!

Tomorrow I get my "green" shoes.

They're made from hemp and old tires.

And a great buy for Earth Week!

:)

(But then I get a Sephora order on Friday. Do those two cancel each other out?)

Enough spending though!

:D

(Really.)